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Pan [enters from shrine]
Think of this place as a part of Attike --
Phyle,
to be exact -- and the Nymphs' shrine I've come from
belongs to the Phylasians
and to those who can
farm the rocks here -- a famous shrine indeed.
This farmstead -- the one here on the right --
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Knemon lives there,
a man who shuns other men,
grouches at everyone, and dislikes crowds.
-- Did I say "crowds"? This man has lived
here
a reasonably long time and has gladly talked in his
life
to no one, has spoken first to no one
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except -- of necessity, since he is a neighbor and passes
by -- me,
Pan. And he immediately regrets it,
I'm sure. Anyhow, with a character like this,
he still got married. His wife was a widow
whose first husband had just died
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and left her with a son who was very small then.
He fought with her not only every day all day
but took up the better part of the night as well
and lived miserably. A baby daughter came along --
even worse. When things were so bad that nothing
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more could happen, and his life was bitter, pain upon
pain,
his wife left him and went back to live with her son,
the one from her first marriage.
He had a little farm, very small, here
next door, where he supports -- now not very well
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his mother, himself, and a single faithful servant
whom he inherited from his father. A fine young man
the boy is already, with a mind beyond his years:
the experience of troubles hastens maturity.
Now the old man lives all alone with his daughter
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and a gray-haired serving woman, carrying wood and digging,
always
working. Beginning with the neighbors here
and his wife all the way down to the people of Kholargos
he hates, one after another, everyone. The girl, however,
has turned out rather like her upbringing, totally
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unfamiliar with anything mean. And
those who live here with me
-- the Nymphs -- she reveres and attentively honors
them,
and by so doing she has persuaded us to give some
attention
to her. There's a young man whose very rich father
owns farms around here worth many talents.
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He usually spends his time in the city
but he went hunting with someone
and by chance came to this very spot,
where I possessed him to fall in love.
These are
the main points. The details
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you will see,
if you wish. But do wish,
for I think I see him approaching there
-- the man who's in love -- together with his friend,
talking with each other about this very subject. [exits into shrine]
Kh. [enters with Sostratos from the
direction of town] What are you saying? You saw a free girl here
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garlanding the Nymphs next door,
Sostratos,
and you immediately came away in love. So.
Immediately. Kh. So fast!
Or had you planned this when you went out, to fall
in love with someone?
So. You're making
fun of me. Khaireas, I'm in bad shape.
Kh. Hey, I believe you. So. That's why I've come here and brought
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you along for this enterprise, because I think you're
both a friend
and very enterprising. Kh.
For things like this, Sostratos,
that's what I am. One of my friends brings me along
when he's in love with an
hetaira.
Immediately I grab her and take her off,
-- get drunk, burn down the door -- I absolutely can't
stand logic.
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Instead of
finding out all about her, just get her:
moving slowly increases love enormously
but moving quickly means ending quickly.
Now someone talks instead about marriage and a free
girl:
I'm someone different there. I inquire about her family,
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finances, character. That way for the rest of time
I leave my friend a reminder of me and
how I managed these things. So. And very well,
([aside]
but not at all suitably for me). Kh. And
now at least, since I haven't before,
I've got to hear this completely through. So.
Early this morning
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I myself sent
Pyrrhias, who had gone hunting with me,
from home -- Kh.
To whom? So. To the father himself
of the girl ... to meet him, or the head
of the household, whoever it is. Kh. Herakles,
what are you saying? So. I made a mistake:
a slave
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wasn't the right person perhaps for something like this.
But it isn't easy
when you're in love to see the whole picture and know
what's right.
And the delay ... I'm amazed he's been there for so
long.
I told him to come straight
home
once he found out about things here.
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Py. [enters from the direction of Kn.'s fields] Let
me through, watch out, everybody get out of the way.
He's crazy, the guy who's chasing me, crazy. So.
What's this, boy?
Py. Run away. So. What is it? Py.
Dirt, stones ... thrown at me.
I'm done for. So. Thrown at you? Where? You're
crazy. Py. He isn't still
chasing me? So. By Zeus. Py. But I thought he was. So. What
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are you saying? Py.
Let's get out of here, I'm begging you. So. Where?
Py. From the door here, as far as possible.
A son of distress, either he's been driven mad by
some god
or he's naturally crazy, the man who lives
in that house, the one you
send me to.
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Damn! My toes,
I've shattered
nearly all of them banging into things.
(So. [aside
to Khaireas] He's come here and gotten drunk.
Kh. Clearly.) Py. By Zeus, I'd rather
be completely wiped out,
Sostratos, and
destroyed. Keep up your guard.
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-- I can't
speak. I'm out of
breath -- OK, I knocked on the door of the house
and said I was looking for the head of the house.
Someone came out to me,
a miserable old woman, right here where I'm standing
now
talking to you. She pointed him out to me on the crest
of the ridge
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there, going around collecting his damned pears -- or a
lot of
trouble for himself. Kh.
How angrily!
Why, my good man? Py.
I entered his land,
proceeded towards him, and very much
from a distance -- wishing to be very friendly
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and tactful
-- I spoke to him and
"I've come to you, father, about something,"
I say, "to see you about something,
to propose a piece of business in your interest."
Right away
"Damn you," he says, "On my land?
You have come on my land? What's the idea?" He
picks up a lump of dirt,
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throws it right in my face.
Kh. Damn him. Py. And while I was
saying "But Poseidon damn you"
I shut my eyes and he grabbed some stake or something
again.
He cleaned my clock with it over and over, saying
"What business do you and I
have? Don't you know the public road?",
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screeching as loud as he could.
Kh. He's completely crazy,
that farmer you're describing. Py. The ending: So I'm running away
and he's chased me for maybe fifteen stadia,
first around the ridge, then down this way
to this clump of trees, slinging lumps of dirt, stones,
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the pears when he didn't have anything else. Wild business totally, damned
old man. I'm begging you, get out of here. So.
You're talking cowardice.
Py. You don't know what kind of trouble there is here. He'll eat
us up. Kh.
Perhaps maybe this person happens to be somewhat distressed now.
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For that reason
I think it's best to postpone
approaching him, Sostratos.
Rest assured,
for every piece of business the most businesslike
thing is
to choose the right moment. Py.
You two, please have some sense. Kh. It's
a very bitter thing
a poor farmer is, not just this one
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but nearly all. But tomorrow when it's light
I'll go to him myself alone, since now I know
the house. And now you go home
yourself and pass the time there. This will turn out
OK. [exits toward city]
Py. Let's do as he says. So. He's glad to have found an excuse.
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It was immediately
clear that he wasn't happy
walking with me, and that he didn't approve at all
of my marriage attempt. But you, wicked you,
I hope that all the gods destroy you.
Py. What did I do wrong, Sostratos?
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So. Clearly you were doing some damage to his farm,
stealing something. Py.
I was stealing? So. But someone was thrashing you
when you weren't doing anything wrong? Py. But this man's here
himself. I'm out of here, sir. You talk to him. [exits toward city]
So. I wouldn't
be able. I'm always unconvincing
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in conversation. What sort of thing to say?
His look doesn't seem totally friendly to me,
by Zeus. How serious he is! I'll move away
from the door. It's better. But he's even shouting
while he's walking by himself. He doesn't look sane
to me.
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By Apollo
and the gods, of course I'm afraid
of him: why not tell the truth?
Kn. [enters from the direction of his fields] Then
wasn't that Perseus blessed in two
ways, that he grew wings
and avoided everyone walking on the ground,
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then that he possessed such a fine possession with which
he turned to stone everyone who annoyed him? I wish
I could get that for myself now, because nothing would
be more abundant
than stone statues everywhere.
Now life is unlivable, by Asklepios.
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They talk
and come on my land
now. Alongside the road, by Zeus,
that's where I usually waste my time, I suppose! Why,
I don't even work
that part of the farm: I've run away
because of the passers-by. But up to the ridges up
there
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they chase after me now. Oh the overpopulous
crowd!
Aargh! Once again someone is standing over there
by our door. (So. [aside] Will he hit me?)
Kn. It's impossible
to find a place to be alone anywhere,
not even if it happens you want to hang yourself.
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So. ([aside] Is he angry at me?) I'm waiting
around, father, for someone
here. We made an appointment. Kn. Didn't I
say it?
Have you people made up your mind this is a stoa or the shrine of Leos?
In front of my house, if you want to see someone,
that's where you arrange to meet! Absolutely,
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and build a seat, if you have any sense,
or better yet a bunch of them for your meetings. Poor
me!
Getting in other people's ways, that's the trouble,
it seems to me. [exits into his house]
So. Not ordinary
effort, it seems to me,
is what this business needs, but something more intense.
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It's clear.
Shall I go then
to Getas, my father's slave?
By the gods,
I will. He's got something fiery about him,
and he's experienced in all kinds of business.
He'll push all that man's grouchiness away, I know
it.
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As for letting
this business lie for a while,
I reject the idea. Many things could happen in a single
day.
But I hear someone at the door.
Gi. [enters from Knemon's
house] Oh, poor me, what troubles I've got!
What will I do now? My nanny was pulling up the bucket
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and she let it fall into the well. (So. [aside]
O Zeus Father
and Healer Phoibos, o dear
Dioskoroi,
Such irresistible beauty!) Gi.
He ordered me to get some warm water ready,
daddy did, when he was going out. (So. [addressing audience]
Men, what a marvel!)
Gi. If he finds out about this, he'll
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beat her to death. No time for wasted words.
Dearest Nymphs, I've got to take the water from you.
I'm embarrassed, if there are people sacrificing
inside, to trouble ... So. But if you will
give it to me,
I will dip the vessel in the water for you and come
back with it immediately.
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Gi. Yes, by the
gods: hurry. (So. [aside] Quite
ladylike
for a country girl. O much-honored gods,
which of the spirits would save me now? [exits into shrine]) Gi.
Poor me,
Who made that noise? Is daddy coming?
Then I'll get a beating if he catches me
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outside. Da. [enters
from Gorgias' house, speaking back into house] I've spent a long time
doing chores for you
here while he's digging by himself. I've got to go
to him. Oh you most miserable thing,
Poverty, why have we found you as much as we have?
Why for so long like this do you continually
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sit inside and live with us? So. [enters from shrine] Take
this. Gi.
Bring it here. Da. What ever does this
person want? So. Farewell. [the girl exits into Knemon's house]
Oh, damn it. Stop whining, Sostratos:
it'll be OK. Da. OK? what
will be OK? So. Don't be afraid,
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but what you were going to do just now -- get Getas
and come back with him once you've told him everything
clearly. [exits towards Kallippides'
house]
Da. What ever is this trouble? I don't like at all
this business. A young man doing chores
for a girl: bad. But damned you, Knemon,
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I hope all
the gods destroy you.
An innocent girl and you leave her alone by herself,
provide no protection as you should have.
When he found this out, maybe
this man sneaked up, thinking it some
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lucky find. Surely not, but I'd better
tell her brother as quick as I can about this, so
we can watch out for the girl.
I think I'll go and do it now.
I see these worshippers of Pan coming
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it's not the time, I think, to bother them. [exits toward Gorgias' farm]
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Go.
[enters with Daos]
Just like that, like something unimportant ... tell me, this business,
you handled it so lightly? Da. How? Go. By Zeus, you should
have seen the man approaching the girl, Daos, whoever
he was,
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then, immediately, and told him how that's one thing in the future
no one will ever see him
do again. Now, just like it was someone else's
business, you stood back. It's not possible, I suppose, to escape
blood ties, Daos. My sister still matters
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to me. Her father wants to be a stranger
as far as we're concerned: his grouchiness is something
we shouldn't imitate, for if she should fall into something shameful
the disgrace would also become mine:
someone from outside doesn't know who's responsible
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but he does know what happened.
Let's knock. Da. Sir ... the old man, Gorgias,
I'm afraid of him. If he catches me going toward his door
he'll hang me right away. Go. He's hard to handle, I suppose,
fighting when he doesn't have to. I don't know either how
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someone would force him to the better
or change his mind with advice.
But as for forcing him he's got the law firmly with him,
and as for persuading him, he's got his personality.
Da. Hold on a second: we haven't come in vain.
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But just as I said, he's turned around
and he's coming back again.
Go. The man with the expensive cloak? Is this the one you mean?
Da. Exactly. Go. Someone who's up to no good: you can see immediately
from his expression.
So. [enters on stage] I didn't
catch Getas at home.
Mother is going to sacrifice to some god --
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I don't know which -- she does this everyday,
she goes around the deme in a circle sacrificing ...
the deme village -- she sent him off
to hire a cook from around here. I've passed
on the sacrifice and come back to things here.
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And I think I'll put aside all this strolling
about
and speak myself on my own behalf. But I'll knock on the door
so I can't stop and think about it any more.
Go. Young man, would you wish to abide
a rather serious word from me? So. And quite happily. Speak.
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Go. I
myself think that there is for all men,
both those who are prospering and those doing badly,
some sort of limit to this and some change:
and for the one who is prospering that thus far
the things of life remain on the right track
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for however much time he is able to bear his good luck
and does nothing bad. But whenever he comes to this,
led on by his goods, there, I suppose,
he gets a change for the worse;
but for those who are needy, if they do nothing bad
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while they are poor but nobly bear
their luck and come to some trust in the course of time,
they expect there will be some better share.
What then am I saying? Do not yourself, if you are very rich,
trust in this, and as for beggars like us, again
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don't look down on us, but to the people who see you
always show yourself worthy of continuing prosperity.
So. Do I seem to you to be doing something out of place?
Go. You seem to me to have set your heart on a base deed,
thinking you would persuade a young girl to go astray,
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-- a free girl
-- or watching for some suitable moment
you would do something worthy of many deaths.
So. Apollo! Go. It is not right at least
that your leisure become trouble
for us who have no leisure. And of all things, know that
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a beggar who has been wronged is the most irritable thing.
First of all he is an object of pity, then he takes
the things he has suffered not as injustice but as arrogance.
So. Young man, bless you: listen to me a bit --
Da. Bravo, master! Many
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blessings! So. -- and you, the one who
speaks before knowing.
I saw a girl here. I am in love with her.
If you call this an injustice, perhaps I have done something unjust.
For what might someone say? Except that I come here
not to her, but I wish to see her
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father. For I, being free,
having a sufficient income, I am ready to take
her as my bride without a dowry, and I add a pledge to spend the rest of my life
loving her. But if I have come here with a view to evil
or wishing to plan some harm against you and your family secretly
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let Pan here, young man, and the Nymphs with him
strike me senseless right here next to the house
now. I am troubled, you can be sure,
extremely troubled, if this is the kind of person I seem to you.
Go. But if I perhaps spoke myself more strongly than I should have,
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don't let it upset you any longer,
for you've changed my mind about these things and you have me as a friend.
It is not as an outsider but as the girl's brother
from the same mother, sir, that I say these things to you.
So. And you will be useful, by Zeus, in the future to me.
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Go.
Useful? How? So. I see you are generous by nature.
Go. I don't want to send you off with an empty excuse,
but to make clear how things are. She has a father
like no human has ever been, neither in the past
nor in our days. So. The difficult one --
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I know what you mean. Go. This
trouble goes too far.
He owns this farm here, worth may-be two talents.
He keeps farming it himself
by himself, with no one to work with him,
not a servant from the house, not a hired man from the neighborhood,
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not a neighbor, but himself by himself.
The sweetest thing for him is to see no human being.
While he's working he keeps the girl with him
mostly; he talks only to her,
which he wouldn't do easily to anyone else.
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Then he says he will give her in marriage
-- when
he finds a son-in-law with the same character he has. So. You mean,
never. Go. Don't give yourself troubles, sir,
for you'll have them in vain. Let us, his kin,
bear these things since luck has given them to us.
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So.
By the gods, have you never fallen in love with someone,
young man? Go. It's not possible for me, sir. So. How so?
Who's stopping you? Go. The calculation of my present troubles,
which doesn't give me a break -- none whatsoever
So. You don't seem to. At least you
talk like someone rather inexperienced
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about these things. You tell me to stand aside:
to do so is no longer up to me, but to god. Go. And so
you do us no wrong, but you are suffering troubles in vain.
So. Not if I should get the girl. Go. You wouldn't get her.
But all the same, follow along together with me
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and stand next to me. He works the glen
next to us. So. Why? Go. I will put in a word
about the girl's marriage, something like this
I'd gladly see happen myself.
He immediately fights against everybody, scolding them
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for the lives they lead. If he catches sight of you at your
leisure like some pampered child he won't put up with even seeing you.
So. Is he there now? Go. By Zeus, rather in a little while
he'll go out by his usual way. So. Sir, the girl,
are you saying he'll bring her with him? Go. However
it
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happens. So. Walk -- I'm ready -- to where you say.
But I beg you, help me in the struggle. Go. In what way?
So. In what way? Let's proceed to where you say he is. Da. What
then?
While we're working are you going to stand next to us with your
fine cloak? So. Why ever not? Da. He will throw those clumps of
dirt
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immediately at you and he'll call you a lazy pest. But you've got to
dig with us. For if he should happen to see this,
may-be he'd tolerate some word even from you
because he thought you were a working farmer, by your way of life
a poor man. So. I am ready to obey all commands. Go ahead.
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Go.
Why do you force yourself to suffer? (Da. [aside]
I hope
we work as much as possible today
and this guy throws out his back
and stops bothering us and coming here.)
So. Bring out a mattock. Da.
Take this one from me and go on.
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I'll work on building the stone fence
for a while
myself. That too has to be done. So. Give it to me.
You've saved me. Da. I'm on my way, lad. Follow me there. [exits toward Gorgias' farm]
So. So it is for me: I must all but die now
or have the girl and live. Go. If in fact you are saying
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what you're thinking, I hope you get it. [exits toward his farm] So. O much-honored
gods!
The arguments which you use to turn me away, as you think, my friend,
have made me twice as sharp for this business.
For if the girl has not been raised among women
and knows nothing of the bad things
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in this life, and hasn't been frightened by some aunt
or grandmother, but has grown up somewhat as a lady would,
with a fierce father whose character is to hate evil,
how would getting this woman not be a blessing?
But this mattock weighs four talents:
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it will kill me first. All the same, no softening
once I've gotten down to working at this business. [exits toward Gorgias' farm]
Sik. [enters from the opposite direction]
This sheep is not an everyday beauty.
([to sheep] Go to hell!) If I lift it and carry it
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up high, it holds on to an olive shoot with its mouth,
it eats the fig leaves, it violently twists away.
If you let it loose on the ground it won't move along.
So the opposite has happened to what you'd expect.
I,
the cook, have been made mincemeat by this sheep,
dragging it along the road.
But luckily this is the Nymphs' shrine
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where we will sacrifice. Hail Pan. Getas boy,
left so far behind? Ge. [enters on stage] Four
mules' worth, that's the cargo these damned, damned
women tied on me
to carry.
Sik. There some large crowd coming,
it would seem. It's indescribable how many rugs
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you're carrying. Ge. What do I do now? Sik.
Lean those things here. Ge. There!
If she sees Pan in a dream, the one
in Paiania, we'll immediately walk there,
I'm sure,
to sacrifice to him. Sik.
Who has seen a dream?
Ge. Man, don't
wear me out. Sik. All the same, speak,
Getas.
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Ge. The woman
who owns me. Sik. What, by the gods?
Ge. You'll kill
me. She thought Pan -- Sik. You're talking
about this one?
Ge. This one
-- Sik. Was doing what? Ge. For
the young master Sostratos --
Sik. An elegant young man too -- Ge. that Pan
was hammering fetters around his feet.
Sik. Apollo! Ge. Then he gave him a leather jacket and
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a mattock and ordered him to dig on the farm next door.
Sik. Strange. Ge. But we are sacrificing
because of this, that it will turn out better than
she fears.
Sik. I understand. Lift this up again now and carry it
inside. Let's get some reclining places prepared inside
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and get everything else ready. Nothing should hinder their
sacrificing when they come. But good luck to them.
And relax those eyebrows, you triply miserable man.
I'll fatten you the way you like today.
Ge. I've always
been a fan of you and your craft
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-- but I still don't trust
you at all. [they exit into the shrine]
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Kn. [enters from his house] Old woman, lock the door
and don't open it for anyone
until I myself come back here again.
That will be when it's completely dark, I imagine.
Mo. [enters with retinue from the direction of Kallippides' house] Plangon,
move more quickly.
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We should have finished sacrificing by now. Kn.
What does this trouble mean?
Some crowd. Go to hell! Mo. Play your pipes,
Parthenis,
Pan's song. This god, they say,
should not be approached in silence. Ge. [enters from shrine] By Zeus, you're all safe.
Kn. Herakles,
how disgusting! Ge. We've been sitting
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for so long,
waiting around. Mo. Is everything
ready for us? Ge. By Zeus!
Mo. The sheep
at any rate -- it's almost dead, the poor thing --
it isn't waiting your leisure. But go inside.
The baskets, have them handy
... wash basins, thulemata.
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Ge. What are
you gaping at, you thunderstruck fool? [all but
Knemon exit into the shrine]
Kn. Damned you,
damned you. They
keep me from working because I can't leave the house
alone.
The Nymphs are trouble for me
continually since they live next door, so I'm thinking
I'll
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build a new house
and tear this one down
to get away from here. The way these thieves sacrifice:
they bring food boxes, jugs of wine ... not for the
gods
but for themselves. Incense is pious,
so is a flat cake. This the god takes --
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all of it --
when it is put on the fire. But these people, they put the tailbone
and the gallbladder on the fire -- since they are
inedible -- for the gods,
and they gobble down the rest themselves. Old woman,
quickly open the door. We should do
the inside work, I think. [exits into his house]
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Ge. [enters, speaking back into the shrine]
The pot, you say, you forgot. Are you people complete
drunks sleeping off a hangover? And what will we do
now?
I'll have to bother the god's neighbors,
it seems. [knocks on
Knemon's door] Boy! [to himself] By the gods,
I don't think there's a more pathetic bunch of little
servant girls
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being raised anywhere.
They don't know how to do anything except
screw around -- [knocks
again] Nice boys! --
[to himself]
and tell tales if someone sees. [knocks again]
Little boy!
[to himself]
What the hell is this? [knocks again]
Boy! [to himself] There isn't a single
person
inside. Uh-oh. It seems that someone is running toward
the door.
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Kn. [opens his door] Why are you hanging on to the
door, you triply miserable person, tell me,
man. Ge. Don't bite! Kn. I will, by
Zeus,
and I'll eat you alive. Ge. No, by the gods!
Kn. What business,
you scoundrel, do I have
with you. Ge. No business. And in fact
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I haven't come to demand back a loan from you and
I don't have
witnesses to some summons, but I've come to ask for
a cooking pot.
Kn. A cooking
pot? Ge. A cooking pot. Kn. You worthless slave,
do you think I sacrifice oxen and do the same things
you and your people do? Ge. I don't think you'd
even sacrifice a snail.
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But
farewell, good man. They told me to knock on the door,
the women did, and to ask.
I did this. There isn't any: I'll report that back
when I go to them. [to
himself as he exits into the shrine] O much-honored gods,
a gray-haired snake he is, this man.
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Kn. Man-killing
wild beasts! Right away, just like going to a friend,
they knock. If I catch somebody coming toward our
door,
if I don't make him an example to everyone in this
place,
consider me as no better than a
nobody.
This one now doesn't know how
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lucky he's been, whoever he was. [exits into
his house]
Sik. [enters from shrine, speaking to Getas still inside] Damned you! He chewed you out?
Maybe
you spoke to him like the shit-eater you are when
you asked him. Some people
don't know how to do something like this. I myself
have discovered the art of doing it.
I cater to tens of thousands of people in the city
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and I bother
their neighbors and take
equipment from all of them. You need to be flattering
if you need something. An older man answers the door.
Right away I call him "father" and "daddy";
an old woman, "mother." If it's some middle-aged
woman,
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I call her "priestess." If one of the servants,
"my good man." [speaking in the direction of the shrine] But
you people can go hang.
[to himself]
Oh how ignorant, just calling out "boy, little boy."
[knocks on Knemon's door] It's me. Come out, dear little father.
I want to talk with you.
Kn. [opening his door] You again? Sik. Huh, what's this? Kn. You're getting
me angry as if
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on purpose.
Didn't I tell you
not to come toward the door.
Give me the lash, old woman. Sik. Never,
but let me go! Kn. "Let me go?" Sik. My good man, by the gods!
Kn. Come back
here. Sik. Poseidon damn you. Kn. And you're still chattering?
Sik. I came to ask you for an earthenware pot. Kn. I don't have an earthenware
pot
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or a cleaver
or salt
or vinegar or anything else, but I've told all the
people in this place
quite simply not to come here.
Sik. You didn't tell me. Kn. But I'm telling you now.
Sik. And it will mean trouble for you. But tell me,
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you wouldn't
even say where someone could go and get one? Kn. Didn't I tell you?
Will you still keep chattering to me? Sik. Fare thee well. Kn. I don't want
any farewells from any one of you. Sik. Then don't fare well.
Kn. Oh these
incurable troubles. [exits into his house]
Sik. Fine way
he's plowed me over. What a thing it is to ask skillfully!
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Makes a difference, by Zeus! Shall one go to another
door?
But if they are so ready to practice boxing in this
place,
it'll be hard. Is it better for me
to roast all the meat? It seems so.
I've got a baking dish. Farewell I say
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to the Phylasians. I'll use the things I have. [exits into shrine]
So. [returning from Gorgias' field] Whoever has run
out of troubles, let him come
hunting in Phyle! Oh triply
cursed, the way I feel
in my back, my stomach, my throat -- in a word,
in my whole body! For I immediately got down to work,
very much
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a young man,
so to speak, and raising
the mattock vigorously, as if I were a workman, I
kept striking deep into the ground.
I put myself into it as if I loved labor -- not for
long.
Then I also kept turning around a bit, trying to see
when
the old man would come bringing the girl with him.
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And by Zeus, each time I gripped
my lower back, secretly at first ... how long
this all was ... I began to arch my back
but I was quietly becoming stiff as a board. No one
was coming.
The sun was burning me up. Gorgias kept looking over
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and see me, just
like a well arm,
barely rising up, then with my whole body
bending down again. "It doesn't seem to me now,"
he said,
"that he will come, young man." "What
do we do then," I said immediately, "Tomorrow shall we watch
for him and let it go for now?" Daos was there
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to be my successor
in the digging. And so the first
approach turned out like that. I've come here,
why I can't say, by the gods,
but the business drags me unbidden to this place.
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Ge. [enters from shrine, speaking to Sikon
within] What's the problem? You think I have sixty hands,
man? I blow on the coals till they glow for you;
I take, I carry, I wash, I cut up the animal's innards
-- all at the same time.
I knead the dough; I carry around the pottery, by
Pan here,
and I get completely blinded by the smoke for these
people.
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I really seem to be celebrating the feast! So.
Getas, boy.
Ge. Who's calling
me? So. I am. Ge. And who are you? So. Don't you see? Ge.
I see.
The young master. So. What are you doing here?
Tell me. Ge. "What?" you ask.
We've just now finished sacrificing and we're preparing
a lunch for you people. So. Is my mother here?
Ge. For a while now.
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So. And my father?
Ge. We're waiting for him. But come join them.
So. After I've
run an errand. That the sacrifice is precisely here
has turned out to be quite convenient. For I'll bring
along
the young man, going just as I am,
and his servant. Once they've shared
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in sacrificial
meals, for the future they'll be more useful
for us as allies in the matter of the wedding.
Ge. What are
you saying? You're going to go and bring some people for lunch?
As far as I'm concerned there might as well be three
thousand
of you. I knew this myself long ago, that
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I'll not get a taste of anything. Where would I get
it from? Bring together
everyone. You've sacrificed a beautiful animal, absolutely,
worth seeing. But would these womenfolk
-- for they are so polite -- would they give a share
of anything?
Not even, by Demeter, a share of bitter salt. So.
It will be fine
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today, Getas. I prophesy
this myself, Pan ... but in truth I will pray to you
every time I go past you -- and I shall be a friend
to my fellow man. [exits toward Gorgias' field]
Sim. [enters from Knemon's house, at
first not noticing Getas] O unlucky! o unlucky! o unlucky!
Ge. [aside] Go to hell: some woman belonging to the
old man
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has come out.
Sim. What will I suffer? The bucket,
I wanted to get it out of the well myself
-- if somehow I could -- without my master finding
out about it.
So I tied his mattock to some weak
small rope ... it was rotten and broke on me
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right away. Ge.
good! Sim. Poor me, I let
the mattock fall into the well together with the bucket.
Ge. What's left
is for you to throw yourself in too.
Sim. Unluckily
he means to shift about the dung that's lying inside,
and for a long time now he's been running around
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looking for the mattock
and shouting -- I hear him at the door.
Ge. Run away,
you miserable thing, run away. He'll kill you, old woman.
Or rather, defend yourself. Kn. [enters from his house] Where is the thief?
Sim. I didn't
mean to throw it in, master. Kn. Go now
inside. Sim. What are you going to do? Tell
me. Kn. Me?
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I'll tie you up and lower you into the well -- Sim.
No! Oh miserable --
Kn. with this
same rope, by the gods.
Ge. That's the
best if it really is completely rotten.
Sim. Shall I call
Daos from the neighbors'?
Kn. You'll call
Daos, you villain, after you've completely ruined me?
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Haven't I been telling you? Quickly, go inside. [Simikhe exits into Knemon's house]
Kn. Poor
me, poor me, now that I'm all by myself ...
not a single person. I'll go down into the well. What
else
is there to do? Ge. [to Knemon]
Our people will provide a grapple hook
and a rope. Kn. You pest, I hope the gods
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-- all of them -- destroy
you if you say anything to me. [exits into his
house]
Ge. And quite
justly! He's jumped inside again.
Oh this thrice-cursed man! Such a life he lives!
This is a pure Attic farmer:
fighting against rocks that grow only wild thyme and
sage,
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he wins aches
and pains for himself and gets nothing good out of it.
But here's the young master coming this way,
bringing his guests with him. They're some workmen
from this place. How out of place!
Why is he bringing these people here now? or where
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did he get to
know them? [exits into shrine] So. [enters with Gorgias
and Daos] I wouldn't allow you
to do otherwise. We have everything. Herakles!
does anybody at
all refuse this,
to come to lunch when a friend has sacrificed?
For I've been -- you should know this precisely --
I've been a friend of yours for a long time now,
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before I saw you.
Take these things, Daos, and carry them inside our house,
then come back. Go. No, not a all. Don't leave mother alone
at home but tend to her,
whatever she needs. I'll be there myself soon. [exits with So. to shrine, Daos
exits to Go.'s house]
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Sim. [enters from Knemon's
house] Who'd help? Oh, poor me!
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Who'd help? Sik. [enters
from shrine] Lord Herakles,
leave us alone, by the gods and spirits,
to make our libations. You
people insult, you beat,
you wail away
-- What a strange household!
Sim. My master's
in the well. Sik. How? Sim. How?
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In order to get the mattock
and the bucket out ...
he was climbing down, and then he slipped and
has fallen to the bottom. Sik.
Isn't this the very difficult old man?
He's done well, by Heaven!
Dearest old woman, now it's your job. Sim.
How?
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Sik. A mortar or some stone or something like this,
take it and throw it in from up above. Sim.
Most dear man,
climb down. Sik.
Poseidon! In order to experience the point of the saying,
I'm to fight with a dog in the well? No way.
Sim. Gorgias,
where in the world are you? Go. [enters
from shrine] Where in the world am I?
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What is it, Simikhe? Sim. What do you mean "What"? I'll
say it again:
My master's in the well. Go. Sostratos,
Come out here. [So.
enters from shrine] Sim. You lead, go inside quickly. [they exit to Knemon's house]
Sik. [alone on stage, addressing the audience]
There are gods, by Dionysos. You don't give
a pot to people who are sacrificing, you temple-robber,
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but begrudge it. Drink the well dry now that you've fallen into it,
so you don't have to share even water with anyone.
Now the Nymphs have taken their revenge
against you on my behalf, rightly so. Not a single
person
who has done wrong to a cook ever completely escapes
unharmed.
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Our craft is suitable to the gods, so to speak.
Against the busboy, however, do what you wish.
But certainly he isn't dead? Some female is crying
"daddy dearest"
and wailing away. No way did I want this.
(about four lines are missing here,
and the next two are too fragmentary to restore)
[speaking to audience] The sight of him ...
what do you think it will be like? By the gods, dunked
in the water,
shivering? An elegant sight! I myself would gladly
see it, men, by Apollo here.
[speaking into shrine]
You women, offer libations on behalf of these people.
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Pray that the old man
be rescued -- badly,
maimed, a cripple.
For that way he becomes
a most painless neighbor to this god
and to the people who are continually sacrificing
here. This concerns me,
if anyone will ever hire me. [exits into shrine]
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So. [enters from Knemon's
house and addresses audience] Men, by Demeter, by
Asklepios,
by the gods, never in my life
has a person more conveniently drowned
-- almost. What a sweet way to pass the time!
For Gorgias, as soon as we went in,
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immediately jumped down into the well, while I and
the child up above were doing nothing -- for what
were we going to do? -- except she was pulling her
hair,
she was crying, she was beating her breast,
while I, the golden boy, just as if, by the gods,
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I were her nanny, I stood
next to her, I begged her not to do
this, I pleaded with her -- meanwhile looking at a
delight
that was not at all ordinary. As for the man who had
been battered about down below,
he mattered less than anything, except for constantly
pulling on him -- this really bothered me.
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In fact I almost destroyed
him,
for the rope, while I was looking at the girl,
I let it go maybe three times. But Gorgias was a Atlas,
and not an ordinary one at that: he held on and little
by little eventually
he succeeded in carrying him up. When he got out of
the well
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I left them and here I
am, for I can no longer
restrain myself, but I almost
went up to the girl and kissed her, so fiercely
do I love her. I'm getting ready now -- I hear them
at the door.
Zeus Savior, what an odd sight!
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Go. [see note] Do you want anything,
Knemon? Tell me. Kn. What should I say?
I'm in poor shape. Go. Cheer up. Kn.
I already have.
Knemon won't annoy
you people any more in the future.
Go. This is the
kind of trouble when you're all alone,
do you see? Now you almost perished just then.
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Having someone to keep
an eye on you at your age,
that's how you should live out your life now. Kn.
I'm in bad shape, I know,
but call your mother, Gorgias,
as quickly as possible. [Gorgias exits to his house] Only trouble knows
how to teach us,
so it seems. Little daughter,
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hold on to me,
please, and help me stand up. So. Lucky
man! Kn. [apparently
to Sostratos] Why are you standing there,
you miserable person?
(about five lines are missing, and the
next three and a half are too fragmentary to restore)
[during the missing lines Gorgias returns
with his mother Myrrhine; the text resumes with Knemon speaking]
... nor could any one of you
persuade me to change my mind about this, but you
will go along with my decision.
In one thing perhaps I erred, that alone of all people
I thought
I was somehow self-sufficient and would need no one.
Now I have seen that the end of life is sharp and
unforeseeable,
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and I've found that I did not know this well back then.
There needs to be -- and be close by -- someone who
will always help out.
But by Hephaistos -- I so completely messed myself
up
seeing the different ways people lived and their calculations,
the way
they directed them toward gain -- I thought no one
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would ever be kindly minded one to another, not one out of all of them. This
then
was what stood in my way. With difficulty one person
gave me proof now,
Gorgias, who has done a most noble man's deed.
For the person who didn't allow him even to approach
my door,
and who never gave him help for anything,
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who never greeted him first, who never spoke gladly with him -- he saved me
all the same.
Another person might have said -- and quite justly
-- "you didn't allow me to approach:
I'm not approaching. You've never been helpful to
us:
nor will I be
to you now." What is it, young man? Whether I
will die now -- I think I will: I'm probably in bad
shape --
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or if I'm saved, I make you my son, and whatever I happen to have,
all of it consider yours. I entrust this girl to you:
get her a husband. For even if I were completely well,
I'd
never be able to find one myself, since no one would
ever satisfy me.
But if I will live, let me live as I wish;
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you take over the rest and run it yourself. You have a mind, by the grace
of the gods;
it seems right that you be your sister's guardian.
From my property
measure out and give half as her dowry,
and take the other half yourself and look after me
and your mother.
But lay me down, daughter. To say more than what's
necessary
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I don't think is appropriate
for a man. Except know this, child --
for I wish to tell you a little about me and my character
--
if everyone were like me there wouldn't be law courts,
and they wouldn't take them away to prisons,
and there wouldn't be wars, but having goods in measure
each man would be happy.
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But perhaps these things
are more pleasing. Act that way.
This difficult and grouchy old man will be out of
your way.
Go. But I accept
all this. Still with your help we must
as quickly as possible find a husband for the girl,
if you agree.
Kn. Hey, I've
told you all that I had in mind. Don't bother me, by the gods.
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Go. For someone wants to meet you -- Kn. No how, by the gods!
Go. -- asking for the girl -- Kn. Something
like that no longer concerns me.
Go. -- the one who helped save you. Kn. Which one? Go.
This one here. Come over here, you.
Kn. He's sun-burned.
Is he a farmer? Go. And very much so, father.
He's not spoiled, nor is the lazy sort to stroll around
all day long.
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(the next two lines are too fragmentary
to restore; the following three lines are incomplete)
Kn. Roll me inside.
Go. And you, take care of him. [see note] So. As for what's left, you must betroth
your sister to me. Go. Refer these things,
Sostratos, to your father.
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So. My father won't oppose me in anything. Go. Then I
betroth her, I give her to you, in the presence of
all the gods.
It's the right thing to do, Sostratos,
for you didn't come to this business with a made-up
character,
but simply, and you thought everything was worth doing
for the sake of the marriage.
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Even if you were a softy,
you took the mattock, you dug,
you were willing
to work. In this part he most shows himself a man,
whoever tolerates making himself equal to another,
rich to poor. For this man will bear a change of fortune
with self-control. You have given a sufficient proof
of your character.
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I wish only that you remain
as you are. So. And much better still.
But to praise oneself is
tiresome business perhaps.
[sees father approaching
from off stage] But conveniently I see my father here. Go. Kallippides
is your father? So. Absolutely. Go.
By Zeus, a rich man,
and rightly so, since he is an unbeatable farmer. Ka.
I've been left out perhaps.
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They've eaten up the sheep
by now and have long ago gone back
to the farm. Go. Poseidon! Looks like he has
a sharp hunger.
Shall we tell him these things immediately? So.
First let him have lunch.
He'll be tamer. Ka.
What's this, Sostratos? Have you had lunch already?
So. But something's
left for you. Go on in. Ka. That's what
I'm doing. [enters into shrine]
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Go. Go inside and talk now, if you wish, to your father
by yourselves. So. Will you wait about inside
your house? Go. I won't go
out. So. In a little while then I'll call you
over here myself. [exit Sostratos
to shrine, Gorgias to Knemon's house]
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So. [enters with Kallippides from shrine]
All things have not turned out as I wished for myself, father,
nor are they the way I expected they would be from
you. Ka. How so?
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Haven't I gone along with your wishes? That you marry
the one you love,
I both wish it and say that it should be. So.
You don't seem to me to.
Ka. By the gods, I do too, since I know that
for a young man marriage becomes stable in this way,
if because of love he is convinced to do so.
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So. Then myself,
I will marry the sister
of the young man, because I think he is worthy
of us. How do you feel about this now?
Will you not give him my sister in return? Ka. A shameful thing to say.
I don't want to take on a bride and a bridegroom who
are both beggars:
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one is enough for us.
So. You're talking
about money, an unstable business.
If you think that all of this will stay with you
for all time, guard it, share with no one
what you own. But what you're not yourself master
of
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-- and everything you have
is not yours but luck's --
don't begrudge any of these things, father, to anyone.
For luck herself will take everything of yours for
herself
and assign them again to some one
else, perhaps someone who doesn't deserve it.
That's why I say to you, for as long
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as you are master, you must use what you've have in a noble fashion, father,
yourself; you must help out everyone, make rich
as many people as you can by your own efforts. For
this act
never dies. And if you ever happen to stumble,
the same will be there for you from what you've done.
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A much better thing is a visible friend
than invisible wealth which you keep buried away.
Ka. You know how it is, Sostratos. What I've accumulated
I'm not going to bury with me. How could I?
It's yours. You wish to make someone
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a friend now that you've tested him. Do it, and good luck!
Why are you quoting me moral maxims? Go, provide,
give, share. I've been completely
convinced by you --
gladly. So. Gladly? Ka.
You can be sure. Don't let any of this
upset you. So. I'll call Gorgias then.
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Go. [enters from Knemon's house]
I've listen to you at the door as I was coming out,
I heard every word you both have said since the beginning.
What then? I accept you, Sostratos,
to be my friend,
and an excellent one at that, and I am extraordinarily
pleased.
But business that's bigger than I am, I don't want
it,
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and even if I did, I couldn't bear it.
So. I don't know
what you're saying. Go. The sister, my sister,
I give her to you as a wife. But to marry yours --
I'm fine as it is. So. What do you mean, "fine"?
Go. It's not pleasant
to be spoiled by other people's efforts, it seems
to me,
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but only when I've gathered it myself. So. You're talking nonsense,
Gorgias.
You judge yourself unworthy of the marriage?
Go. I have judged
myself to be worthy of her,
but not worthy to take much when I have little.
Ka. By Zeus the Greatest, nobly said, I suppose,
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but you're still crazy. Go. How? Ka.
Even though you have nothing, you want to seem
superior. Since you see that I have been completely
persuaded,
give in. Go. With that you've convinced me.
I'd be in bad shape twice over -- poor and out of
my senses --
if I ran away from the one person who shows me the
direction to security.
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So. All that's
left is to make the betrothals.
Ka. But I betroth, for the bearing of legitimate children,
my daughter, young man, to you, and as a dowry
I give, in addition to her, three talents. Go.
And I for my part
have a talent as dowry for the other. Ka. You have?
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Don't give too much. Go. But I have the farm.
Ka. Hold on to the whole thing yourself, Gorgias. Your mother
now, bring her and your sister over
to the women here with us. Go. So I must.
So. Tonight we'll
stay here,
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and tomorrow we'll have the weddings.
And the old man, Gorgias,
bring him over with you. He's more likely to get the
care he needs here
with us. Go. He will not wish to, Sostratos.
So. Persuade
him. Go. If I can. [exits to Knemon's house] So. We should have a drink,
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dad, now ... a fine one --
and an all-night party for the women. Ka. Just the opposite:
they're drinking now and we will party all night long,
I'm sure,
ourselves. I'll move along and get something ready
for you two,
something worth the while. So. Do that. [Kallipedes exits into shrine] [Sostratos
speaks to audience] In any
business
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a man who has good sense shouldn't completely give up ever.
Everything can be gotten with attention and hard work,
everything. I now provide the illustration of this:
in a single day I've brought about a marriage
that absolutely no one ever thought would be.
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Go. [enters with mother and sister] Move quickly now,
you two. So. This way.
[speaking into shrine]
Mother, receive these women. [the women enter the
shrine] Knemon ... not yet?
Go. He was pleading
with me to take the old woman outside too,
so he'd be completely alone by himself. So.
What a character,
can't fight against it. Go. That's the way
he is. So. Good-bye to him.
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Let's go ourselves. Go. Sostratos, I'm too embarrassed ...
women ... in the same -- So. What's this nonsense?
Won't you go ahead?
All in the family, that's the way you should think
of these things now. [both enter shrine together]
Sim. [enters from Knemon's house]
I'm going away, by Artemis ... me too. All by yourself,
lie there. Poor you for the way you are!
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When these people wanted to bring you to the god
you refused. There will be some big trouble for you
again,
by the Two Gods,
and bigger than now by far.
Ge. [enters from shrine toward Gorgias' house] I'll
go over here and see --
(the stage musician plays his pipes)
Why
are you piping at me, you miserable person? I still don't have any leisure.
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They're sending me to the old man who's in bad shape
over here. Stop it!
Sim. [speaking to Getas]
And some one of you should go in and sit beside him.
I'm sending off my young mistress and I want to talk
to her, say good-bye, give
her a hug. Ge. Good idea. Go on.
I'll take care of him for a while myself. [Simikhe exits into the shrine] For a long time now I've
decided
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to seize this opportunity, but I have to work hard.
(the next two lines are fragmentary
to restore)
Cook Sikon, come out here
and listen to me. O Poseidon,
What a game I think I've got! Sik.
You calling me. Ge. I am.
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Do you want to get even for what you've just undergone?
Sik. I've undergone? Would you screw yourself. You're talking nonsense.
Ge. The grouchy
old man is sleeping alone. Sik. How is
he then?
Ge. Not completely
miserable. Sik. Couldn't he
stand up and beat us. Ge. Couldn't even stand,
I think.
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Sik. Such sweet business you're telling me. I'll go in
and ask for something:
he'll be out of his mind. Ge. Do you know what?
What if first
we drag him out and put him here,
and then we knock on the door, we ask for things ...
burn him up?
It will be a pleasure, I say. Sik.
I'm afraid Gorgias
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will catch us and clean our clocks. Ge. There's a racket inside.
They're drinking. No one will notice. Absolutely,
we've
got to tame this man. We're related to him,
he's family for us. If he's always going to be like
this,
it will be work putting up with him. Sik. How wouldn't he be.
Ge. Just be careful
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he doesn't notice you carrying him here out in front of the house. Sik. After you then ...
Wait a second, please. Don't leave me behind and go
away.
And don't make any noise, by the gods. Ge.
I'm not making any noise, by Gē. [they both exit]
(the piper continues to play until they
return carrying Knemon)
Sik. To the right. Ge. OK. Sik.
Put him here. Ge. Now's the moment. Sik.
Very well,
I'll go first. [to
piper] And you watch the rhythm.
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[knocking on Knemon's
door] Boy ... little boy ... nice boys ... boy ... little boys. Kn.
I'm dead, poor me.
Sik. Nice boys ... boy ... little boy ... boy ... boys. Kn. I'm dead,
poor me.
Sik. Who's this? Are you someone from in here? Kn. Obviously. What do
you want?
Sik. I'm asking for pots from you people, and a basin. Kn. Who would
help me stand up? Sik.
You have them, you really do have them.
And seven tripods and twelve tables. But boys,
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give this message to the people inside: I'm in a hurry. Kn. There's
nothing.
Sik. There isn't? Kn. You've heard that ten thousand times. Sik. I'll run off now.
Kn. O unlucky
me! How did I get carried out here?
Who put me down in front of the house? Get out of
here now, you too. Ge. Yes indeed.
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Ge. Boy ... little
boy ... women ... men ... doorman. Kn. You're crazy,
man. You'll knock down the door. Ge. Lend us
nine rugs --
Kn. From where?
Ge. -- and a woven Persian drape
a hundred feet long. Kn. I wish I had
a strap somewhere. Old woman! Where is the old woman?
Ge. Shall I go to another
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door? Kn. Get away from here now, both of you. Old woman ... Simikhe.
I hope that all the gods destroy you, you pest! What
do you want?
Ge. I want to
get a large bronze wine-mixing bowl. Kn. Who would
help me stand up? Ge. You have it, you really do have it,
the drape, daddy, you inherited from your dad. Kn.
Nor the wine bowl either.
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I'll kill Simikhe. Sik. Sit down and don't even grunt.
You shun the crowd, you hate women, you won't allow us to bring you
together with the people who are sacrificing. You will put up with
all this.
There's nobody here to help. Gnash your teeth by yourself
here.
Listen to it all, one thing after another.
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(the rest of this line and the whole
of the next are too fragmentary to restore)
When the women from our place came here
there were embraces from your wife and child first
of all,
and kisses. The way they spent their time wasn't unpleasant
at all.
Off to the side I was preparing a drinking party myself
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for the men. These -- Do you hear what I'm say? Don't fall asleep. Ge.
Don't or else.
Kn. Poor me.
Sik. Do you want to be there with them?
Pay attention to the rest.
It was time for a libation. A couch of leaves and
grass was stretched out on the ground. The tables
I myself -- for it was right for me to do this --
are you listening? --
I happen to be a cook, remember. Kn. A real
softy.
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Sik. And one person was tipping an old gray Bakkhos -- an old vintage of wine --
into a hollow vessel, mixing the stream of Nymphs,
and he was offering it to them in a circle, and another
did the same for the women --
it was just like you were carrying water to sand --
Do you understand this? --
and one of the servant girls, soaked with wine, shaded
the flower of her youthful face
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and started on a dancing
rhythm, modestly hesitating the same time and trembling,
and another was holding her hand tightly and dancing
...
Ge. Oh you poor
man, you've suffered such a terrible thing -- dance, get on your feet with us.
Kn. What do you
want, you terrible people? Ge. No, you get on your feet with us.
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You're a country bumpkin. Kn. No, by the gods!
Ge. Then shall we carry you in
now? Kn. What will I do? Ge. Dance now,
you too. Kn. Carry me. It's better
perhaps to endure the things in there. Ge.
You've got some sense. We win.
O fair-victory men! Donax
boy, and you Sikon,
lift this man up, carry him inside. [to Knemon] Watch out
now,
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because if we catch you upsetting anything
again, we won't treat you so easily, you can be sure,
next time. But someone give
us crowns and a torch. Sik.
Take this one.
Ge. [to audience] Good! If you are pleased with how
we have fought down
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this troublesome old man, then with kindly thoughts,
young men, boys, men, applaud.
And may that fair-fathered, smile-loving girl --
Victory -- favorably follow us forever.
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